bitch talk

yay! new tut!

I just did this really quick-and-go tut for Photoshop. I hope it gets accepted even though its not that detailed because i cant really find my photoshop cd(see last blog)....yet. O_O

well, anyway, i was about to sumbit my mountain stock photography when everything just turned slow on here...??!!? i pressed sumbit and everything was SO slow that I exited out and i couldnt upload anything else anymore because it was so slow. is it happening to you guys, or is just me?! -___-

well, my sci test was really spacey. i didnt actually study THAT WELL because while i was researching vocab words on the computer, i kinda forgot what i was doing and spent my time trying to beat Treasure Fish on [b]treasurefish[/b].com. ha ha, well, don't laugh at me. the test was okay but i forgot what major phylum spiders, ticks and all crap belonged too and everyone around me was done and i like, wasn't even close. x.x

to *brighten* things up, during gym my basketball team which consisted off: sarah, izabelle, ariel, nahal and amanda, were playing against these mentally-stupid(NOT RETARDED) people who always need help with like this special-aid class. theyre actually pretty good and ANSEL was on that team. *lets out a gasp*  yay my first smiley! well, anyway, i dunno why he was doing on a loserish team but hes like, kinda friends with them. hes really good but hes a ball-hogger. *hates him temporarily* everytime my teamate gave me the ball, he just HAS to slam into me and get the ball.

well, anyway, sarah and izabelle and amanda were getting all bitchy around the mentally stupid boys saying things like, "i bet you dont even have shampoo in your bathroom" and then one of the boys would say "your a man!" or junk. WTF. i just stood there acting like everyone didn't exist and yelled out OJ to no one particular. i wasnt interested in playing since everytime i caught the ball ansel would push me over or something. wth. well, he knows i like him because a specific person *COUGH* joey *COUGH* told him. you know it.

okay, so this kid name tyler who ive been friends with since fifth grade was on the oppossing team(IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?!!!??) was saying to ansel, "we should have a team codename!" and i was eavesdropping.

ansel: like what?

tyler: um..... OJ!

me&ansel: orange juice?

ha ha, well i like that word! OJ! Lola is AJ, which stands for Apple Juice. And Akansha is PJ, which stands for Plum Juice. HA HA OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which reminds me of OJ Simpson which is totally a different subject which i dun really want to talk about.

well, anyway, im getting bored here. x.x im probably going to get grounded soon so i cant be on here for long. yeah. *tries and looks cool*

im going to Catalina on October 29-31 for a field-trip. kayaking, night snorkeling(AWESUMMM) and all the works. yes, even tents. sounds exciting, doesn' it? i cant wait so i can get an excuse to buy that expensive winter jacket from abercrombie this weekend with the money my grandma gave me. *beams*

yeah. im an A&F & hollister bitch.

what did you expect?

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cant be on too long

ive got to a lot of homework to do and im just dont care enough to list them on here but i have a big, big, big sci test tomorrow and all of this crapload to do!

but i just wanted to post the random and weird things that happened to me today

first of all, when i woke up, i had no idea there were three aligned PIMPLES on my face this morning. it was when i was in the car to school when i noticed and i started freaking out saying, "WTF WHAT HAPPENED 2 MY FACE" and my mom had this proactive stuff on them that kinda actually works.

GO PROACTIVE* COUGH

well, anyway, its still here. the pimples. but i hope it cools down or whatever its supposed to anyway.

lola was being cool-bitchy today about cole, her life-long crush(ha ha, i used to like him too!). i told her during lunch she better ask him if he likes her or not because like four weeks earlier, lola asked him out and he just said, "uh i'll think about it."

sure. thats what everyone says. they want to say yes but they're too scared to actually say it. damn, i would just flat-out say YES!

and she freaked out and i told her if she wasn't going to do it, i was but then she told me not to and we had one of those weird, bff awkward silences.... O_O

btw, im promoting ansel's word, DURF. whatever that is, it sounds totally hot when he says it. i was talking to him the library and he was like, "durf" to me and i say, "whats durf mean" and he just says, "durf". whatever. lola says he wears fruit-of-the-loom gray briefs. how does she know anyway? *jealous look*

ha well, yeah. i had a pretty weird school day. x.x after school i was wating with lola & my friends at the benches, my daily spot, and all of sudden this perverted horny kid named austin comes up to him and says, "hey bry i heard you're dating dan." um, obvious much?

"i have his number do you want it?" he asks me.

"um no." GROSS. doesn't everyone know that dan is just a joke?

dan = joke* remember!

okay i remember how it began:

me, lola, akansha and kelsey, our other friend who is gullible and will really believe anything, it was after school and we were at lola's locker and this weird kid was standing there, which turns out to be dan) blocking her locker entirely. this is our convo:

me: hey move it kid

tyler(dan's friend comes up): do you guys thinks hes sexy?

lola, akansha & kelsey: ewwwwwww no

me(joking away): i think you are

dan: i think you're sexy too.

WTF*

me: do you wanna go out?

dan: sure i dont really care

me: okay

dan: where do you go after school? i go to the library

me: uh i go to the benches. g2g now. bye.

(we leave randomly)

ha ha, and now dan is telling all of his weird friends who just happen to be in all of my classes and theyre coming up to me and saying, "OMG U R GOING OUT WITH DAN???~!!!?&&!!"

and yeah. it told tyler to tell dan that it was all a joke but dan won't take it seriously. aww.... he better understand soon or i'll just wind up doing something crazy. O_O

photoshop, where are you?????

ha ha i love big fonts! anyways, im missing my photoshop cd. i accidently un-installed it like two weeks ago and ive been to busy/lazy to actually get my ass of my seat and go find out and now im desperate to make some layout for createblog but i cant find it. now i have to ask my mom where *she* put the cd. *sounds like dear fun*

btw, you people keep visiting! im going to post tuts for photoshop and sumbit my photography and layouts as soon as im done with my school work junk and i actually manage to find my photoshop stuff, too.

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Posted in Random

moose peach yogurt

does moose peach yogurt make sense to you?

ha ha, for me, it doesn't. but who knew, they're the code names for my crushes!

moose is for jake, peach is for ansel and yogurt is for justin. don't blame me for the random names; akansha did the works. =0

im in vegas right now, typing in a lonely hotel room at MGM Grand while watching spongebob squarepants lock him self in the freezer. i know. it sounds like so much fun! i cant wait to pig out at the MGM Buffet on king crab legs!(you know it)

while we were driving to vegas yesterday night, we stopped by I'N'OUT Burgers and i went to the bathrom hallway to wash my hands and then there were like two women bathroom doors and its like, wtf, what bathroom am i supposed to use?!? there was only one men bathroom, but why two for females? i know, i feel very, very, mellow today.

i watched these random family movies in the car during our drive like "cheaper by the dozen 2" "yours mines & ours" and "the pacifier". its all very good, actually. that jake kid from cheaper by the dozen 2 is VERY hot and we all know it.

i just got off the phone with lola and it was so random. we talked about stuff like how boys never seem to make up their mind. wth.

acidqueen.createblog.com

nothing is on there currently, but you're still, going, right? its lolas.

okay, so in friday science(on a days, i have pre-algerbra) i was sitting next to jake(cough MOOSE) and this weird anger-managment kid named blake(from my other blog entryyy) and we had this weird conversation.

i came to science one minute before the tardy bell rang and blake and jake(HA IT RHYMES) and they thought i wasn't here today so they had the pleasure of putting up their backpacks in my chair. wtf on them.

earlier in the morning, my friend, sarah, who is totally crazy about jake, asked him out to this halloween dance we're having soon. i pressured her to do it since she has been crushing him for TOO long. and he said, "well, i dunno, i have a football game and soccer stuff." well, duh!

and later his friend, this kid who looks like a squirrel came up to sarah and me, and he said, "jake doesn't want to go out with you" and yeah. random. O_O im in his period 1/2 class so i was working near him during when we working on our essays with our partners and then he asked me who in the heck sarah was and im like, "you just talked to her" and this conversation happened.

me: why won't you go out with her? she really likes you

kevin(jake's friend): her face is messed up

jake: yeah

kevin(to jake): why dont you go up to her and tell her to go to hell 

(they laugh)

me: no comment.

how rude!

well, anyways, in science it was like

jake: so did you tell your friend that i said no?

me: yeah

jake: good

and then i "casualy" started a convo with him because sarah was over him during lunch and she dared me to ask jake out as a "joke" but i freaked out. so i started a casual convo, like i said.

me: sooooo...what did you get on your gradesheet?

jake: B. what did you get?

me: A.

jake: yeah, i used to have an A but i got like a 80 on our last science test.....

O_O

wtf!

i love peach!

well, i guess im done. i typed everything that has happened to me so far.

pig out on pringles, kiddos!

for some reason i found it really

awkward sitting next to my semi-crush during science for period 6/7. we switched seats today and its like, wth. i sit next to this random kid who wears XOXO HEARTS on his boxers named blake and this kid whos actually cute by really awkward named jake.

my friend, sarah, likes jake and she has been trying to get him to introduce him to her forever since jake is like in every one of my classes. ive never actually sat next to him before, weirdly.

so we were getting ready to get up, find our partners, and work on our science logs, and i was still grabbing my things when this "wtf" conversation happened:

blake: hey you gotta move!

me: what the heck, why?

jake: i'm sorry

me(to jake): what?

jake: what?

me: did you say something?

jake: no 

me: wtf

see how really weird the people i'm stuck with? everyones, like, retarded except some people are actually nice and are my friends. anyways it was so awkward i went through the trouble of actually posting on here on public internet to seeeee.

during our elective class, ansel(if you've been reading than you would know by now that he is like the hottest guy ever) was making paper airplanes with my eight-grade friend, joey. it was so boyish and stupid that i actually laughed out loud and threw a pair of scissors at joey(luckily no one saw).

so yeah. my day has been pretty much weird. O_o

hows your sidekick, bry?

I only rushed to school early today with Lola to realize that my friend, Lauren had my Sidekick. I was sitting next to her after-school yesterday and when I saw her at her locker, I practically "OMG OMG OMG" at her. She's like, "You forget your Sidekick, but I have it for you."

THANKS LAUREN

I didn't bitch in her face, but if was someone I didn't like, COUGH Sowgand COUGH I would have probably did. My Sidekick is safe in my room, right now. Hopefully I will not have the brain of a pig next time I leave it at school.

Well, anyways, remember Daniel? Apparently, he's been telling more of his friends that I like him so all of his shitty friends are coming up and me and saying weird stuff. Okay, here is what exactly happened:

Matt(one of Daniel's weird friends): Hey Bry, I heard that you like Daniel.

Me: Yeah. As a friend.

Matt: Sure.....

Me: I only asked him out as a joke *IS TRUE*

Some random kid walking past by: You asked Daniel out?

Me: Yeah! And I don't like him.

Matt: Yeah, sure.....

END OF POINTLESS CONVERSATION.

Well anyways, he's always looking at me during passing periods and whispering to that acne-covered friend of his, Tyler, or whatever. WTF like I care. I only asked him as A JOKE and I don't really like him at all. Does anyone understand at all?

This friday I'm heading down to Vegas because my Grandma flew in from Texas to visit us. I guess I'm excited because I'll get to pig out at the MGM Buffett! Yum!

guess what i'm a bitchy model!

Ha ha, not really.

I was watching America's Next Top Model though. I love that show! I dunno what cycle I was watching but I loved it anyway. There were these girls going to a Smart Water & Smart and Sexy party where one girl got into 50 Cent's ass and he pushed into the pool. This other girl was gossiping to Nicole Richie, and then everything got dramatic. xD

My mom was thinking of sending in my picture to Abercrombie Kids so I can like appear on those bags.

Hey, you might even see me on there next time you buy that hundred-dollar ski jacket there! (I know I'm buying it).

Off to do..... stuff. =) And eat dinner & watch boring TV.

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