bitch talk

 ha ha, im not supposed to be on the computer right now but my mom said i could go on for an hour anyway. what i am supposed to do with ONE HOUR on the computer??!!? research about wars, maybe?

well, before i was lounging in my brother's room(he's younger than me and he gets the TV AND THE WII while i get the crappy phone) watching travel chanel, until my brother's friend, nathan, came over and they like invaded me and started playing madden football on the Wii. don't ask why. before i was watching MTV MADE about this gay guy who says, "LIKE" a lot and wants to be a fashion journalist. wth. i was watching stuff about Disney Cruise Lines. It was actually very enteraining; the teen club sounded a lot like fun and i couldnt believe they have their own private island. but, you have to book a year in advance to get on the cruise, and like, its a waste of time. O_O

i got grounded for getting a perfect 65% on my sci test last week, so yeah. im pretty much stupid. *glares at the keyboard*

i've started a new novel, but im not going to give out too much junk, cuz y'know, hello, its the internet.

and just a random fact, my friend danielle told me that Dan(prank ex-boyfriend)'s aim screename is DEVILBOY2000. wtf! no wonder i dumped him!

okay, moving on, i had the pleasure of sitting yesterday during science watching Jake laugh with Brianna the bitch; name-stealer and also one of my friends. but ha, i bet she hates me now cuz i got her 60% on our group-exam portion of the test. maybe thats why she's not speaking to me anymore, but not like i actually noticed; her locker is right next to me so it tends to get bitchy.

brianna and jake were all like hiding this stupid guy name liron's pencil and taking his science notebook and hiding it desks, and doing everything together like working on our homework, comparing test scores, making jokes, talking about how great their weekend is, going to the bathroom, sleeping..... okay, joking about the last two. hell, if that was real!

i actually liked blake(that kid with the XOXO boxers) while all the jake&brianna crap was happening; at least he stayed quiet and didn't do anything shitty like some people we know and hate.

kind over jake now..... um, yeah. totally. =D

ansel is still pretty hot though.

and he has the same science teacher as me(mrs.nelson) so we're going to catalina together! we, are, so meant to be. and hes hotter than jake; and not to mention nicer. i downloaded his favorite song, "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot as my official ringtone for my Sidekick. see? we even like the same song! (ha ha, he doesnt know that tho).

getting bored now. if i survive the next days of grounded junk, i'll pop in once in a while to blog about my weird life. *pokes* if only our school computer didn't block createblog; since when was it a sociliazing-dating-type-site anyway?

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stupid life.

i feel very, very, very, bitchy today. and you know why.

i wasted my first homework-free weekend doing all this shit that im not supposed to be usually doing. first of all, i wasted my friday afternoon doing all this shitload at bank of america, waiting for like three hours for my mom to do this pointless thing about her credit cared while i texted people on my sidekick and watched the news. what the hell....

and then i went to cvs where my mom, again, brought some of this freaky cough medicene. wtf. and i just sat there eating the free hersheys and reading POPSTAR and Teen magazine and ended up getting my hands all sticky.

and then on saturday, we drove into hollywood and went shopping there. the only good thing that happened was that i got my winter abercrombie jacket for $137. *wears it proudly* and after, we went to this weird, horse-racing park where i spent the whole time sitting at my seat, listening to my ipod, stuffing my ass with loads of fried food, and acting bitchy because i got a scab on my knee. wtf again.

and TODAY, omg, you cannot believe it.

we drove for like, three hours to the middle of l.a where we met up with this family that my parents were friends a few years back. their son, grady, who is like, three years older than me, started talking to me like i was a bean bag or something. we were eating at this asian resturant and he was saying to me and my brother, "did you know that sugar starts out with mud?" or "did you know in halo 3 there is a glitch where you shoot...." and other shit that i dont care. i pretended to be interested and say, "that sounded soooooooooooooo cool" and drink my coke like i was cool or something.

whatever. and then, i called lola on my cell phone after the resturant, and we were planning to eat at BJs and see Sydney White her mom got lazy again and my mom said, "okay, bry, i'll take you and lola to see it." and when we hit the house, my mom immediatly said, "i'm not taking you, you bitch." okay, she didn't say the bitch part but i added that in becuase im feeling extremely moody today. and now, im venting out my anger, shouting at my mom how she always ruins my life and does nothing to help me what so ever. WTF.

and while all this junk was happening, i had absouletely NO HOMEWORK. see how well everything in school and social/fun life fits?

i feel like crying and blasting that angry song by Slipknot(also Ansel's favorite band, awww) and screaming like hell.

*throws a tissue at the computer screen*

bitch.

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ha ha, just kidding! i actually felt like one today, though.

i missed picture day during the first week of school cuz i was on a cruise in hawaii so i did my re-take today in the gym during fourth period and i stood in line behind these self-concious girls putting on their make-up and acting like they were gemma ward or something. there was this really pretty younger girl behind me who was very quiet and this gay boy behind her, who was like, really gay. O_O

my id card looks really awkward. *glares*

because i missed half of panther press, i missed the shot of ms. johnson taking the whole entire class of panther press. hello, its like, IM MISSING IN THE PHOTO. lola is trying to convince her to take another photo and shes like, maybe and i say, i know photoshop i can help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, whatever.

and also, during lunch, my friend, sarah is in yearbook staff and she took like three photos of me and my friends goofing off. also, this kid from ASB(student body) took a photo of me & lola trying to act cool. yeah, it was a dream come true...... wth.

and when ansel was on his way out of panther press and i was waiting for lola, he did this really werid gun motion in front of my face and i was just like wtf at him. i hope it's a sign that we're meant to be. lol. xD

we were supposed to see game plan today but lola's mom was too lazy, so nothing special happening today. =D

UM. YEAH.

I'm going to go download my photoshop crap and then i'll like, finishing making a layout for my fivegun site. and then im going to sorrow my self in calorie-infested food until my stomach feels full.

keep loving ansel, because you know that he's, well, hot.

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i feel really @~!#$%& today

i dunno why, but it may have to do what happened during science today. *explodes and vents in anger at the keyboard*

jake, the really cute(notice how i careful i say it; i didn't say he was HOT, i said he was REALLY CUTE because HOT describes ansel, my other crush) guy who sits next to me in science is all like, FRIENDLY like to this girl named brianna next to him. and okay, i'm not necessarily going to bitch in brianna's face because she's my friend, and you know, friends don't do that.

and she stole my name too.

how horrible of her! even tho my name is spelled differently, im still cooler. BRY OR BRI?

well, jake was saying all this junk to her and i was just sitting there eavesdropping and doodling ansel's name all over my science notebook while this kid name blake sat next to me, banging his pencil against his desk.

yeah. i know. totally weird. O_O

i noticed that he has this red scar on the back of his neck and his arms have yellow hair all over it, when we all know that he's a brunette. wtf. did he, like, dye his hair or something? i cant really imagine him a blonde... and if he did dye it that colour, i would probably throw a tomato in his face or something....

yay, well, my tut got accepted! hope you guys check it out! and so did my icons! im going to sumbit some more tuts, and my mom rummaged through my dad's junk and found  my photoshop cd for me! tomorrow after school, as soon as i finishing watching "THE GAME PLAN" with Lola, im going to rush home and download the cd into & all crapload stuff and begin doing web-design again. shit, shit....

ha, i may be fourteen, but i still love cheesy disney movies. cool, huh?

wellllll, for some ansel-type news, during my Panther Press elective class, i shared a five-minute convo with him. btw, panther press is my school's newspaper in which me & lola help with articles & stuff, so yeah.

me and lola were working on a BEHIND-THE-SCENES type thing where we give the readers behind the scenes of making of Panther Press, we thought of doing an interview with the panther press staff. so of course, ansel was one of the "lucky" people picked to be interviewed. i did the honors!

me: soooooo, do you wanna take our survey?

ansel: (VERY LONG PAUSE) um, sure.

me: okay, what's your favorite band?

ansel: (very fast) slipknot

me: what?

ansel: slipknot

me: how to spell that?

jack(ansel's friend): don't you know how to spell, slip?

me: oh, so that's what you said..... *writes down*

me: okay, um, your favorite movie?

ansel: stripes

WTF is that movie anyway. i just did an IMDB search on stripes and it came up to this war flick from 1981 which im sure wasn't him, and then there was one recently made in 2005 in England.... um, yeah. i have no idea.

me: *writes down* UCLA OR USC?

ansel: UCLA

OHHH YEAHHHHH. GO UCLA! USC ARE 4 BITCHEZZZ

me: would you considering doing panther press again next year?

ansel: (A VERY LONG PAUSE AGAIN) yes.

me: okay, thanks. lets go lola.

and then we exit the random scene. O_O what was wrong with me? i was acting, like, weird. i don't act this way. has the realm of being TRULY awkward come to me? um, im still bitchy so probably not. well, the awkward feelings gets to me everytime im around ansel, but not around jake. hmmmm.....

well, dan and i are officialy off. HA HA,we weren't even together. i came up to him and his friend tyler to tell him that we're off and he said i was ugly and a bitch and then a second later he said i was pretty and beautiful and i was like, wtf.

AND THEN, after period 7, his friend tyler told me that dan REALLY liked me, but was scared to show his true feelings so he tries to act all bitchy around me when he actually hates me..... but, yeah. i know tyler is lying. wth, can boys just ever be themselves and not lie?

no comment, but ansel is pretty hot.

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ever discovered something so inrresistable

that you can't even bare to talk or do anything??!!?

i have. (whoah that sounded totally perverted) well anyway i was just beginning to notice how hot ansel was getting these days....(or maybe its just me. O_O) well i mean he looks particulary good in any shade of blue and always has the cutest hats and he makes up cute words like durf, and you know what i mean. i LOVE LOVE LOVE his hair too; people say its ugly and never brushed but i just seemed to fall in love with it. i mean, boys look good with bed-heads. and he drums! like me! we're meant to be!

yay, a rhyme!

ha ha, well that was really awkward.

yesterday after school i asked dan's(ahem, my current b/f) friend, tyler, for his number and i added it to my sidekick(which almost got lost. =0) i called him immediatly but he didnt pick up. and right after school today when i checked my phone for messages, i found he called me and i called him back. this is our exact talk:

dan: hello?

me(im trying to act dumb here lol): hello?

dan: who is this?

me(ha ha, im just joking): wait, who are you?

dan: hello?

me: is this daniel?

dan: yeah, who is this?

me: um, its me, the girl.

dan: what girl?

me: um, serena! or blair. the girl with the black hair you always talk to!

dan: wait, serena?

PS. when i first met dan with lola, i told him my name was blair and lola said her name was serena and he always calls me serena or blair but he calls lola sabrina so yeah. its confusing. wth....

me: yeah

dan: how did you get my number?

me: huh? i didnt know... it just said you called me

dan: what? who did you get it from?

me: i dunno i gotta go, sorry.

dan: wait, how did you get it?

me: sorry, i gotta go, like, RIGHT now. bye(hangs up)

and it turns out, lola just happened to walk past by him in the lockers when he was talking to me so she overheard everything. xD

well, yeah. tomorrow im going to go up, hug him and say, "im sorry" for no apparent reason and then dump him. that bitch has been telling everyone i LOVE him and has been saying "offensive" stuff about me(well, thats what i heard from his friend, matt). DAN UR A BITCH GET USED TO IT......................

well, g2g study for big history test. hopefully won't forget what arachids are.......wait, wasn't that from my science test??!?!!?

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