bitch talk

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stupid life.

i feel very, very, very, bitchy today. and you know why.

i wasted my first homework-free weekend doing all this shit that im not supposed to be usually doing. first of all, i wasted my friday afternoon doing all this shitload at bank of america, waiting for like three hours for my mom to do this pointless thing about her credit cared while i texted people on my sidekick and watched the news. what the hell....

and then i went to cvs where my mom, again, brought some of this freaky cough medicene. wtf. and i just sat there eating the free hersheys and reading POPSTAR and Teen magazine and ended up getting my hands all sticky.

and then on saturday, we drove into hollywood and went shopping there. the only good thing that happened was that i got my winter abercrombie jacket for $137. *wears it proudly* and after, we went to this weird, horse-racing park where i spent the whole time sitting at my seat, listening to my ipod, stuffing my ass with loads of fried food, and acting bitchy because i got a scab on my knee. wtf again.

and TODAY, omg, you cannot believe it.

we drove for like, three hours to the middle of l.a where we met up with this family that my parents were friends a few years back. their son, grady, who is like, three years older than me, started talking to me like i was a bean bag or something. we were eating at this asian resturant and he was saying to me and my brother, "did you know that sugar starts out with mud?" or "did you know in halo 3 there is a glitch where you shoot...." and other shit that i dont care. i pretended to be interested and say, "that sounded soooooooooooooo cool" and drink my coke like i was cool or something.

whatever. and then, i called lola on my cell phone after the resturant, and we were planning to eat at BJs and see Sydney White her mom got lazy again and my mom said, "okay, bry, i'll take you and lola to see it." and when we hit the house, my mom immediatly said, "i'm not taking you, you bitch." okay, she didn't say the bitch part but i added that in becuase im feeling extremely moody today. and now, im venting out my anger, shouting at my mom how she always ruins my life and does nothing to help me what so ever. WTF.

and while all this junk was happening, i had absouletely NO HOMEWORK. see how well everything in school and social/fun life fits?

i feel like crying and blasting that angry song by Slipknot(also Ansel's favorite band, awww) and screaming like hell.

*throws a tissue at the computer screen*

bitch.

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ha ha, just kidding! i actually felt like one today, though.

i missed picture day during the first week of school cuz i was on a cruise in hawaii so i did my re-take today in the gym during fourth period and i stood in line behind these self-concious girls putting on their make-up and acting like they were gemma ward or something. there was this really pretty younger girl behind me who was very quiet and this gay boy behind her, who was like, really gay. O_O

my id card looks really awkward. *glares*

because i missed half of panther press, i missed the shot of ms. johnson taking the whole entire class of panther press. hello, its like, IM MISSING IN THE PHOTO. lola is trying to convince her to take another photo and shes like, maybe and i say, i know photoshop i can help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, whatever.

and also, during lunch, my friend, sarah is in yearbook staff and she took like three photos of me and my friends goofing off. also, this kid from ASB(student body) took a photo of me & lola trying to act cool. yeah, it was a dream come true...... wth.

and when ansel was on his way out of panther press and i was waiting for lola, he did this really werid gun motion in front of my face and i was just like wtf at him. i hope it's a sign that we're meant to be. lol. xD

we were supposed to see game plan today but lola's mom was too lazy, so nothing special happening today. =D

UM. YEAH.

I'm going to go download my photoshop crap and then i'll like, finishing making a layout for my fivegun site. and then im going to sorrow my self in calorie-infested food until my stomach feels full.

keep loving ansel, because you know that he's, well, hot.

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cant be on too long

ive got to a lot of homework to do and im just dont care enough to list them on here but i have a big, big, big sci test tomorrow and all of this crapload to do!

but i just wanted to post the random and weird things that happened to me today

first of all, when i woke up, i had no idea there were three aligned PIMPLES on my face this morning. it was when i was in the car to school when i noticed and i started freaking out saying, "WTF WHAT HAPPENED 2 MY FACE" and my mom had this proactive stuff on them that kinda actually works.

GO PROACTIVE* COUGH

well, anyway, its still here. the pimples. but i hope it cools down or whatever its supposed to anyway.

lola was being cool-bitchy today about cole, her life-long crush(ha ha, i used to like him too!). i told her during lunch she better ask him if he likes her or not because like four weeks earlier, lola asked him out and he just said, "uh i'll think about it."

sure. thats what everyone says. they want to say yes but they're too scared to actually say it. damn, i would just flat-out say YES!

and she freaked out and i told her if she wasn't going to do it, i was but then she told me not to and we had one of those weird, bff awkward silences.... O_O

btw, im promoting ansel's word, DURF. whatever that is, it sounds totally hot when he says it. i was talking to him the library and he was like, "durf" to me and i say, "whats durf mean" and he just says, "durf". whatever. lola says he wears fruit-of-the-loom gray briefs. how does she know anyway? *jealous look*

ha well, yeah. i had a pretty weird school day. x.x after school i was wating with lola & my friends at the benches, my daily spot, and all of sudden this perverted horny kid named austin comes up to him and says, "hey bry i heard you're dating dan." um, obvious much?

"i have his number do you want it?" he asks me.

"um no." GROSS. doesn't everyone know that dan is just a joke?

dan = joke* remember!

okay i remember how it began:

me, lola, akansha and kelsey, our other friend who is gullible and will really believe anything, it was after school and we were at lola's locker and this weird kid was standing there, which turns out to be dan) blocking her locker entirely. this is our convo:

me: hey move it kid

tyler(dan's friend comes up): do you guys thinks hes sexy?

lola, akansha & kelsey: ewwwwwww no

me(joking away): i think you are

dan: i think you're sexy too.

WTF*

me: do you wanna go out?

dan: sure i dont really care

me: okay

dan: where do you go after school? i go to the library

me: uh i go to the benches. g2g now. bye.

(we leave randomly)

ha ha, and now dan is telling all of his weird friends who just happen to be in all of my classes and theyre coming up to me and saying, "OMG U R GOING OUT WITH DAN???~!!!?&&!!"

and yeah. it told tyler to tell dan that it was all a joke but dan won't take it seriously. aww.... he better understand soon or i'll just wind up doing something crazy. O_O

photoshop, where are you?????

ha ha i love big fonts! anyways, im missing my photoshop cd. i accidently un-installed it like two weeks ago and ive been to busy/lazy to actually get my ass of my seat and go find out and now im desperate to make some layout for createblog but i cant find it. now i have to ask my mom where *she* put the cd. *sounds like dear fun*

btw, you people keep visiting! im going to post tuts for photoshop and sumbit my photography and layouts as soon as im done with my school work junk and i actually manage to find my photoshop stuff, too.

GET CHARMIN STRONG TOILET PAPER(ha ha i saw this weird commerical for it)

CHARMIN CHA CHA!

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hows your sidekick, bry?

I only rushed to school early today with Lola to realize that my friend, Lauren had my Sidekick. I was sitting next to her after-school yesterday and when I saw her at her locker, I practically "OMG OMG OMG" at her. She's like, "You forget your Sidekick, but I have it for you."

THANKS LAUREN

I didn't bitch in her face, but if was someone I didn't like, COUGH Sowgand COUGH I would have probably did. My Sidekick is safe in my room, right now. Hopefully I will not have the brain of a pig next time I leave it at school.

Well, anyways, remember Daniel? Apparently, he's been telling more of his friends that I like him so all of his shitty friends are coming up and me and saying weird stuff. Okay, here is what exactly happened:

Matt(one of Daniel's weird friends): Hey Bry, I heard that you like Daniel.

Me: Yeah. As a friend.

Matt: Sure.....

Me: I only asked him out as a joke *IS TRUE*

Some random kid walking past by: You asked Daniel out?

Me: Yeah! And I don't like him.

Matt: Yeah, sure.....

END OF POINTLESS CONVERSATION.

Well anyways, he's always looking at me during passing periods and whispering to that acne-covered friend of his, Tyler, or whatever. WTF like I care. I only asked him as A JOKE and I don't really like him at all. Does anyone understand at all?

This friday I'm heading down to Vegas because my Grandma flew in from Texas to visit us. I guess I'm excited because I'll get to pig out at the MGM Buffett! Yum!

guess what i'm a bitchy model!

Ha ha, not really.

I was watching America's Next Top Model though. I love that show! I dunno what cycle I was watching but I loved it anyway. There were these girls going to a Smart Water & Smart and Sexy party where one girl got into 50 Cent's ass and he pushed into the pool. This other girl was gossiping to Nicole Richie, and then everything got dramatic. xD

My mom was thinking of sending in my picture to Abercrombie Kids so I can like appear on those bags.

Hey, you might even see me on there next time you buy that hundred-dollar ski jacket there! (I know I'm buying it).

Off to do..... stuff. =) And eat dinner & watch boring TV.

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its like wtf thats my phone you're stealing

I'm venting my anger on you guys! I just realized that I lost my beloved Sidekick a few hours back, after school. I completely spaced out as we drove away from my school, and around 5 PM after I went to my math tutoring session, I finally realized that my Sidekick was missing out of the pocket of my backpack. So we rushed back to the courtyard of my school where my mom usually picks me up, and it was gone. I tried checking the Lost & Found but the door was locked, so I had to try tomorrow morning.

I called my phone like what, a million times and it takes me straight to voice mail. WTF I feel like screaming and tearing my hair off my head right now; bitches, bitches, bitches! I can't even focus on my homework I have prepared because my mind is on my Sidekick.

When I find out who that person that took my cell phone, I'm going to literally bitch them in their face and make them tell me why they never bothered to call my house phone, which is addressed on my Sidekick and tell me they found it.

Or, some stupid hobo probably picked up. What the hell?

Ha ha; I was nearly killing Daniel today; he was telling everyone that I liked him  when I didn't and he finally cracked at me and said, "LEAVE ME ALONE" so we've officialy broken up. xD A two-day relationship? YAY! I beat Lola at the "ASKING OUT GUYS" contest! WOHHOOO.

But that doesn't change anything about my dear Sidekick, does it?

TO THE BITCH WHO TOOK MY PHONE: GET UR OWN! Jesus.

Well, I've got a bunch of crap load to do for school. I'll pop on back to vent out my anger again. *evil face*

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